Having a 3 (almost 4) year old and a 2 year old at home, Amanda and I are often privy to toddler self-talk which turns out to be hilarious. Here are a couple of the funnier moments in recent Andrus family history:

Broni: “Daddy, JELLO is sticky like magnets!”

Broni: “Broni for president!”

Wesley: “Bum bum bum. I’m singing the bummy song!”

Wesley: “We’re the stinky bottom brothers!”

Broni: “Dad, I just like mayonaise and sticks.”

Update: Nov. 3, 2008

Broni: “What if you were a samosa and I put mustard on you?”

Broni: “Chapter 9. This is a good one, I liked this one when I was a little boy.”